YouTube Video of the Day

It’s official. America has finally gotten so obese that food flavored colognes are now acceptable. I saw it coming just as soon as chubby chicks started using cherry ice cream flavored lip gloss. You see, it’s the disconnect. It’s still taboo to be fat but it’s not taboo to act fat. Oh well, must be nice for people with metabolism. But there is one upside to this story. I think if I go get me a bottle of this Bacon cologne me and some portly lady might make a drunken love connection over some IHOP.