In his newest attempt to convince Conservative America that he’s not the elitist, pompous money changer that he’s been proud to be for the last 30 years Donald Trump has signed on to drive the pace car in the Indianapolis 500 this year.
Is it asking too much for one of these drivers to bump him into the wall? I don’t want him hurt, just scared silent. He wouldn’t risk much injury anyway. I’m pretty sure his hair serves as a double layer of helmet.
Trump recently endeared himself to redneck America last month when he suggested that President Obama produce his birth certificate. I originally thought Trump’s prospective presidential run was a media stunt but if it’s fake then I wonder why he would be putting so much effort into making people between the coasts like him.
Oh well, I best not think too heavily on this one or my liberal head will explode. But I do have one prediction – The Donald, Larry the Cable Guy and Toby Keith team up for the “Hey Rednecks, Give Us Your Money” tour this summer. They’ll have a new son by Toby that’s sure to make you want to burn a Quran, jokes about dog farts from Larry and Donald will drop dollar bills from the roof to repay the crowd for their $65 tickets. And as an encore – Glenn Beck’s Puppet Show.
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