Mailman suspended for defecating in yard
By QMI Agency
An Oregon mailman has been suspended for making an unwanted delivery.
The postman was captured on camera by a Portland homeowner as he defecated in a yard near some bushes Wednesday while on his postal route, KGW-TV reported.
Don Derfler saw the shocking act through his living room window.
"He started pulling his pants down and started defecating, and at that point I grabbed my camera and started to take pictures," Derfler told the local news station.
He was baffled by the incident.
"This is how they respect our property?" he said. "It's just not right, and it's also a biohazard."
U.S. Postal Service officials apologized to the public, and suspended the mailman without pay pending an investigation.
It’s easy to chastise the postal worker but I’m guessing he had a very good reason for pinching one off in someone’s lawn. Odds are he just has irritable bowel syndrome and couldn’t have made it to a gas station before destroying his shorts.
I had a similar situation once in high school. We were drinking in a buddy’s driveway and couldn’t go in the house for fear of his mother finding out we were drinking but nature called nonetheless. But I was lucky enough that some adolescent hooligans had rolled my pal’s neighbor and I ran across the street and started tearing toilet paper out of the trees like I was picking fruit from the tree in the Garden of Eden.
So keep your head up mailman and if things don’t get better you can always take out your aggression by crapping in Don Derfler’s lawn.
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