I Like Your (Red)Assless Chaps

This video is a perfect example of why goofy in game entertainment needs to replace marching bands at every sporting event in the world. At Texas Tech we had a big problem with students leaving games at halftime, mostly because they wanted to get drunker but I have to believe in part it’s because they couldn’t have cared less about watching a clarinet player step to the music of ‘Star Wars.’

But if I was already drunk at a game and someone told me I could watch a monkey ride a dog I think it would stop me in my tracks. At least once anyway. Then the monkeys may have to step up the degree of difficulty. Maybe they could ride wolves.