Cosmetic surgery – it’s the trick of many a star to make the most of a career in Tinsel town. With the right look one can become a fixture on the silver screen and that’s exactly what Mike Tyson had in mind when he fixed his trademark gap tooth grin recently.
Tyson is set to make his third feature film appearance in ‘The Hangover 2’ this summer and the new line of work must have gotten Mike self-conscious about his appearance as he has parted with his gap tooth look and shed his stomach paunch to make himself more appealing.
I’m glad Mike is embracing his new career much like he did his previous jobs as boxer, inmate and pageant judge but I’m a bit confused why someone with a giant tattoo on his face would think a few extra pounds and a gap between his teeth would cost him roles. Here’s a tip Mike – as long as you have whatever the hell that is on your cheekbone I don’t think you and Denzel will be competing for the same roles.
I don't know what's funnier - Mike mistaking the Michelin Man for the Michigan man or Ellen pretending to be an expert on cocaine addicts. Look at the Michigan man!
No comments:
Post a Comment