The trending topic today is laser guns. What? That’s right. It appears the Navy has recently tested laser guns in the Pacific Ocean. They zapped an empty boat with a laser and it caught fire.
It doesn’t look all that impressive in the video but you’ve got to figure eventually they’ll be able to shoot a beam a lot bigger than that and then the fire will burn quicker. That’s when we can cut bullets and missiles out of the Defense budget, sell all those supplies to separatists who think Obama is going to take their guns away and stimulate our economy. And the best byproduct of laser technology? You guessed it, fricking sharks with lasers.
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