Former ‘Heroes’ hottie Hayden Panettiere made headlines this week when she stopped by Ellen DeGeneres’ show for a talk about something or other (I would have had to watch it to know). The most interesting topic of discussion though was Hayden’s sex life with her boxer boyfriend Wladimir Klitschko. It’s either him or his brother Vitali. I always get them confused because they’re both big, dumb looking and usually champion as boxing has 12 different federations. It makes pro wrestling seem credible by comparison.
Back to the point, Hayden was saying people on the street often come up and ask her how she and Wladimir get it on since she’s 5’2” and he’s 6’5”. Ellen was stunned that strangers would be so intrusive (since fans have been so respectable of celebrities' privacy in every other case) or she may have just been surprised how Hayden can love a monosyllabic brute like Klitschko when there are more hot girls like Portia out there.
But what surprised me is how stupid people are. It’s slightly over a one foot height difference; it’s not like King Kong trying to get some action from the lady in his hand. I’m more curious how Mike and Molly do it. There’s got to be a greater degree of difficulty to that.
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