The Cold War Has Never Been Hotter

Russian Spy Mocks Espionage Charges, Holds Prop Gun To Model's Head On Runway
Radaronline.com

Anna Chapman, the sexy Russian spy who was deported from the United States after being charged with espionage, mocked herself by walking the runway while holding a prop gun to a model’s head.

RadarOnline.com has the photos of Chapman with a prop gun holding Russian pop singer Dima Bilan “hostage” on Sunday during Fashion Week in Moscow.

Ripped straight from the pages of a James Bond script, Chapman and her counterparts were allegedly sent to the U.S. as part of an undercover spy ring to gather important American intel.

In an indictment from the FBI, the agency claims to have intercepted a message exposing the Russian spy ring stating, “You were sent to the USA for long-term service trip. Your education, your bank accounts, car, house, etc – all these serve one goal; fulfill your main mission, i.e. to search and develop ties in policymaking circles in US and send intels (intelligence reports) to C (Center).”

The 28-year-old redhead was investigated by the FBI while she was living in New York and arrested on June 27, 2010, along with nine others after they were exposed as Russian spies.

She was deported back to Russia on July 8, 2010 where she and her fellow spies were greeted with a heroes welcome.

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Okay, I think it’s officially okay to say that Russian spies are sexy now. This girl is hot either way but the fact that she was sent here to destroy our country on behalf of the Ruskies makes her 10 times hotter. Forbidden fruit, you know? It’s the same way we all felt about Brigitte Nielsen in ‘Rocky IV’ or ‘Beverly Hills Cop 2.’ She’s the queen of our American dreams but we can’t say that for fear that Joseph McCarthy’s ghost might reach up from the grave and taint slap us.

But I’m putting aside my patriotism for a day to admire how amazingly hot Anna Chapman is and if she swoops me up in her Commie mobile tomorrow and whisks me away to Moscow I’ll be pledging my devotion to Putin in a matter of minutes.