San Francisco is a crazy place. It’s one of the most liberal and uninhibited places in the United States and with that feeling of freedom it has become home to porno stores and sex shops galore. And these porno shops aren’t tucked away outside the city limits behind two oil businesses like they are here. They’re front and center in the Bay Area’s shining city.
And like religious zealots elsewhere in America one Bay Area pastor has continued to pray in vain that God would show his vengeance on the patrons of these sex shops but now has he finally gotten his wish?
From AOL News comes the tale of a man who spontaneously erupted in flame while shopping in the Golden Gate Adult Superstore (I’m guessing that’s like the Wal Mart of porn stores). Perhaps the customer was perusing such titles as ‘Mrs. Assfire,’ ‘St. Porno’s Fire,’ or the all ebony casted ‘Blackdraft’ (all fake…as far as I know) when the police say he burst into flames, ran out of the store and down the street in front of shocked onlookers.
Police have no idea how the man, who is being treated for severe burns that cover 90% of his body, caught on fire but the aforementioned pastor, Roger Huang, believes that God has finally weighed in on San Francisco’s porno shop.
"I don't know if you believe in prayer," Huang said, "but ... the last seven years, every August, I go to every store and pray that it [will] be closed down. We have had seven or eight that have been closed down ever since."
I’m obviously skeptical of Huang’s theory but if he’s right I should probably cancel my trip to Amsterdam and rethink some of my web browsing activity.
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