Anyone who has ever been horny at 3 a.m. and fallen for the trap that is ‘Girls Gone World’ has probably felt that the soft core porn company gives a little too much. As in, they give you movies you don’t order and bills you don’t want. Then you have to make trips to the post office you don’t want to make. It’s a vicious cycle.
But one angry customer lashed out at GGW last week for giving too little.
After a Girls Gone Wild show that even the owner of the Saginaw, Michigan bar that hosted it called “shim-sham,” a 51-year-old Oregon man took his frustrations out on the GGW tour bus by hitting the machine and ripping off both rear view mirrors.
The owner of the bar told the Saginaw News that customers were charged a $10 cover and, despite fliers that promised scantily clad women, no GGW girls actually entered the bar.
Obviously the guy had to be arrested for property damage but if I was the cop I think I would have let him off. In fact, if the Girls Gone Wild representative made any stink about it I probably would have shot out the bus’ tires like the sheriff did in ‘Porky’s.’
I’ve been the victim of “shim shams” like this before but it’s a little harder to lash out irrationally at Mardi Gras or Spring Break. Of course, my expectations of public nudity are probably higher than they should be.
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