Maroon Is a Color of the Rainbow

With a fledgling economy and rising debt, college tuition and fees are certainly a cause for concern for many American families. Such concerns led to an uproar in College Station last week over the appropriateness of A&M student fees going to fund a Fun Sex Seminar held by the university’s GLBT Professional Network.

The class (the audio of which in the YouTube video below) got Aggie conservatives, including Pat Carlson with the Texas Eagle Forum pretty hot and bothered as he explained to KTRH Houston.

"I don't know how on Earth they can call that a safe sex seminar, that was the most disgusting thing," says Carlson. "I've been married 41 years, and never have I watched something so repulsive."

I’m not as befuddled that student fees went to support this as I am that Aggies need to be taught how to have gay sex. A school that spends tens of thousands on the pampering of a collie probably shouldn’t worry too much about justifying costs. But how hard is it to have gay sex? I’d think with the added familiarity with the genitalia it’d actually be easier.

And the confusion with butt play? How hard is it to recognize that if you haven’t had anything up there before you might not want to start off with a Lexington Steele sized marital aid?

I know many Aggies are from rural areas and their earlier sex acts mostly consisted of bestiality but c’mon guys, you’re college students – use some common sense.

P.S. - Before I start getting angry emails, this is a comedy blog and that was a joke. If you can take a penis or an ass whipping from LSU in the Cotton Bowl then you can take a joke.