In the last half-century we’ve seen corporal punishment make its way almost completely out of schools and churches and its use severely reduced in the home. But one area where spanking seems to be making a comeback – the restaurant business.
Virginia Beach restaurateur Henry Fitzsimmons has been charged with multiple accounts of sexual assault after allegedly forcing or coercing five women into bare-bottom spankings.
One spankee was a former employee who Fitzsimmons has accused of stealing thousands from his business. Another had to trade a spanking for a birthday party for her daughter. And the other three? Well, their asses must have just been in the wrong place at the wrong time (aka Envy Bar and Grill after business hours).
While Fitzsimmons denies he spanked anyone there seems to be photo evidence and prosecutors say the restaurateur disciplined these women under the guidelines of a scholarship system he called the “Spencer Scholarship Program”. Basically he gave them money and got to get his spank on whenever he felt it was needed.
From there on the story gets really creepy. Apparently Fitzsimmons’ scholarship scheme is just a take on a 1930s plan allegedly written by a wife to easily solve misunderstandings between married couples. But it was more like the work of a husband who wanted to spank his wife when she burned the roast.
Then some nutjob got a hold of it and released it on the internet for goons like Fitzsimmons to latch onto. This website basically outlines the whole thing in writing. I discourage you from doing your any further web investigation unless you like creepy pictures of middle aged men spanking their wives.
Fitzsimmons is a pretty feeble looking old man. They should have just taken the riding crop away and spanked his wrinkled old ass.
I’ll say one thing for Fitzsimmons though. His restaurant has some of the most tender meat in the country. I wonder what his tenderizing method is.
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