Kiss Me Mr. Roboto!

This video serves as definitive proof that not all the research going on in Asia is worthwhile. They may be the best students in the world but they do an awful lot of useless sex research. The super sex dolls make sense but who cares about a kissing machine?

The target market for this type of product is sexless nerds and internet pervs and I don’t think a little mouth to mouth action is going to satisfy their urges. Hey Takashi, why don’t you put the kissing machine down and cure cancer already?

UPDATE: After watching this product being featured on SNL's Weekend Update it now seems that it can be used for displaced lovers who can set the device to their kissing styles. Practical? No, it still seems pretty damn creepy.