Every week the internet picks one story to beat into submission with a giant bat and this week of course is Arnold Schwarzenegger’s turn to take a beating.
After Schwarzenegger and wife Maria Shriver split last week we were sure to find out the former bodybuilder turned actor turned governor probably did something sleazy to ruin the marriage and that was true.
The ‘True Lies’ star impregnated this lady, Mildred “Patty” Baena, his former maid, fathering a child with her before becoming California governor.
After hearing about his sexual harassment on movie sets and orgies of the 80’s I’m not really surprised he cheated on his wife but I thought he could have done better than the maid. But busy men like Schwarzenegger have to do women close to them – just ask Slick Willie.
Honestly, this thing is being blown out of proportion a bit. At least he didn’t pull a John Ensign and bang his best friend’s wife and then make their family have Thanksgiving with him.
What would make this story much better is if they found out Baena really conceived with fertility assistance, had twins and gave one up for adoption, who will result to a life of crime after leaving an orphanage.
I call it Twins 2 and this time Arnold is the bad guy.
P.S. – If I were an employed journalist and I were able to interview Arnold's illegitimate son I'd have only one question - who is your daddy and what does he do?.
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