(501): so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing oral with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the bottom of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
(765): I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
(847): Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
(708): We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
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