Wal-Mart finally gets porn!

Pair accused of playing porn DVD at Ark. Wal-Mart
AP

FORT SMITH, Ark. -Two Oklahoma men have been arrested for allegedly playing a pornographic DVD on display televisions at a Fort Smith Wal-Mart. Sebastian County jail records show 20-year-olds Cody Allen Sexton and Kenny Dean Andrews were arrested on a felony obscenity complaint.

Police said the two put the pornographic DVD into a player that was connected to six televisions on Sept. 3. The DVD was removed after a customer notified a store manager.

It wasn't clear whether the two have an attorney. Police Sgt. Levi Risley said the two thought they were just pulling a prank.

Let me go ahead and assure Sgt. Levi Risley that these two whippersnappers do not have attorneys. I doubt they have a full set of teeth or a GED either. But they do know a good goof and that's putting a porn on in a Wal-Mart.

Here's where they went wrong though. It's an Arkansas Wal-Mart so I'm going to assume there were a fair amount of homophobes in there. I would have put a gay porn on and then seren wrapped the entire entertainment section so noone could have gotten out. And I would have jacked the volume all the way up. If you're going to pull a goof, put your best effort into it.