Monday, September 21, 2009
Now that's a Wild Hog
Police: Naked motorcyclist charged with DUI
By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
OCALA, Fla. - Authorities say a man was charged with driving under the influence after he was spotted riding his motorcycle naked on a highway in Florida.
The deputy was driving early Tuesday when he spotted what appeared to be a naked man on a motorcycle. The deputy caught up with 45-year-old J. Dante Krauss at a red light and stopped him.
Capt. Mike Rolls says Krauss could not explain why he was naked. Rolls says the deputy asked him if he had been drinking, and he answered that he had. Breathalyzer tests revealed blood alcohol levels above .08, the state's legal limit to drive.
Krauss was charged with what Rolls says turned out to be his fifth DUI. They did not list an attorney and his phone number was not listed.
You know what they say, shit happens when you party naked. I read another story about this guy and he told the cops he didn't remember where he had come from, but he did vaguely recall being at a Hooters earlier in the night. I'd like to be around when he finally pieces together the puzzle of that night. It's a hell of a story for his fifth DUI and I understand trying to make an impact on such an occassion. Luckily, he ended up in the Weird News section of the paper and not the front page.
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