Aggies attacked by a Pirate (Not Leach)

Man accused of sword attack after finding soda can
AP

BRYAN, Texas -A man who was apparently was upset after finding a soda can in his room allegedly used a sword to cut two of his roommates. Michael Angel Zamago was jailed on Friday on a charge of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon related to family violence. Bail was $25,000.

A police report indicates Zamago was upset to find a soda can in his room, thinking someone entered without permission. Zamago allegedly used the sword to poke holes in a closed door to a room where the pair fled.

One roommate has a cut under his right arm pit. The other suffered a cut in the shoulder area.

If this story hadn't been out of College Station/Bryan, I would have easily gone with the 'Seems Like A Reasonable Reaction' header but I'm pretty sure this guy has gone pirate crazy. We all know the Aggies have been haunted by Tech in recent years and I'm guessing this guy finally just went off the deep end and figured if he couldn't beat them, join them. But he got too into it and now he's attacking Ags with a sword for leaving soda in his room. Although, in his defense I heard Leach attacked his wife with a sword when his rum had been moved. You can't reason with a pirate. You just have to dominate in time of possession and hope he makes a mistake.