Dumpster Lovin'

Kansas couple's trash bin tryst takes wrong turn
AP

WICHITA, Kan. -A tender moment in a trash bin went all wrong for a couple who found themselves being held up at pocket knifepoint.

Police said two 44-year-olds had climbed into a dumpster to be alone just after 6 p.m. Saturday when two men interrupted them and demanded their belongings. Officers said the man and woman were engaged in "an intimate moment" when they were robbed of their shoes, jewelry and the man's wallet.

Police said one of the robbers was a 64-year-old man who egged his 59-year-old companion on during the robbery.

The suspects were found a short time later and the stolen property was returned.

I admire the intense passion that these two people still feel for each other in their 40s but I can only imagine that the idea of getting it on in a dumpster had to be drug inspired. I've been pretty dumbstruck with lust on occassion but I never wanted to pull some girl into the dumpster behind Bash's and get after it. Of course you'd be lucky to just get robbed behind Bash's. You might get shanked too.