The Top 5 Concludes with the Lamest College Mascot in the country.
#1 Kansas State - Willie the Wildcat
I know what you're saying. I only picked Kansas State because I hate them. Well, that's mostly true, but I didn't pick Missouri and Kansas so there have to be some other factors.
The biggest reason Willie the Wildcat is stupid is because he's not a cat. He's a man with a cat head. How did this happen? Did some scientist in the Little Apple cross breed a free safety with an alley cat? Or did Heathcliff and Michael Bishop have some tryst in the late 90s that produced this beast.
Maybe the school was so poor that they could only afford a cat head. Whatever the reason, its stupid. Fix it.
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