Top 5

This week we have the Top 5 Lamest College Mascots. Without further adieu I give you...

#4 The Sooner Schooner



Aside from the fact that noone outside of Oklahoma/Texas/N.M. understands what the hell a Sooner is, the Schooner is doubly stupid because you can't do much with it. Sure, you can have it run around the field before the game but it can't go shake kid's hands or taunt opponents. I think Oklahoma has some stupid, stuffed horse too but that doesn't make any sense because Sooners aren't horses, they just rode on them.

Wagons aren't cool. That's just a fact and whoever decided on that as a mascot should have to go on a real wagon trail and get dissentary.