(412): Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
(978): I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
(573): Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
(757): DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
(703): I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
As I suspected would happen www.textsfromlastnight.com got huge attention last week and got inundated with a lot of unfunny texts. So now I will have to wade through some rather mundane BS to get to the real gems but I'll happily do it for my readers because I love yall.
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