(212): chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
(352): I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
(904): You stay classy.
(352): The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
(773): i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
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