Today, I was trying to flirt with the guy I like using body language, so I leaned over this counter in a sensual way. I happened to have a fork so i went to bite the tip that sexy way people do in movies. I accidently stabbed myself in the lip, cutting my lip. My lunch had jalepenos in it. FML
Today, while working at a certain California theme park in full costume, I was approached by a kid in line who looked at me and exclaimed, 'Hey look, its Indiana Jones!', which felt pretty amazing. His sister, who was maybe seven years old, glanced over at me and said, 'No, he's way too fat.' FML
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