(202): Do ugly people know they are ugly?
(1-202): The quiet ones do.
(770): I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
(434): Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
(513): the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
(440): oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
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