There's a lot of skeletons in his closet...and a panda suit

Man sought panda sex with teen
By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

PITTSBURGH - A former Pennsylvania Senate staffer has been arrested on charges he wanted to engage in sex acts with a 15-year-old boy while dressed in a panda costume, state Attorney General Tom Corbett said.

Alan David Berlin, 40, who worked for Republican Senator Jane Orie, used Internet chats and instant messages to proposition the Harrisburg-area boy, including talking about dressing up in animal costumes and engaging in various sex acts, Corbett said in a statement Friday.

Berlin approached the boy and in online talks in April and May, discussed various sex acts with the boy and proposed Berlin travel to the boy's home and have sex with him in the backyard while his parents slept, Corbett said.

Berlin also asked for nude photos of the boy and offered to arrange a meeting between the boy and another man, offering to get them a hotel room if Berlin could take pictures of them having sex.

Berlin was charged Thursday with attempted sexual exploitation of children, unlawful contact with a minor and criminal solicitation to commit sexual abuse of children. He was being held Friday in the Dauphin County Jail on $250,000 bail.

Wow! We can't go two weeks without some story about a Republican/Conservative homosexual sex scandal. If this guy was actually in office and not some aide this Berlin fella would probably take the cake. Say what you want about Mark Foley, Ted Haggerd or Larry Craig, at least they never hit up underage kids for sex in a panda suit. But you can't control all of a party's members. It's a big tent. Just like the tent Mr. Berlin set up in that kid's back yard to have sex with him! Zinger!

P.S. - This reminded me of the time Drama had "furry sex" on 'Entourage.' Here's the clip. As you could guess there is some naughty language.