Tuesday, May 5, 2009
If he didn't have bad luck he'd have no luck at all
Ore. police: Man stopped for DUI twice in one day
AP
MCMINNVILLE, Ore. -Police said a man was stopped and cited with driving under the influence of intoxicants charges twice in one day. In both instances, police say, the 52-year-old man was driving the same pickup and stopped near the same state liquor store.
Police said they first stopped the man at 11:05 a.m. Friday after he ran a red light. He was released into the custody of his grandmother and his vehicle was impounded.
A while later, authorities released the pickup to another party on condition the man not drive it. But he did. A tow company employee saw Reeves take the wheel and called police.
Police spotted the pickup and followed it back to the state liquor store, where he was cited again.
The second time around, the man was booked in jail on $6,250 bail.
What a terrible day. I mean, what are the chances? If you really start cracking stats the chances of a DUI are minimal (knock on wood) and this guy got two in one day! If I was this dude I'd start purchasing lotto tickets in bulk. If you get shafted this hard you have to have some good luck a brewin'. It's the natural order of things.
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