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Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Texts From Last Nite Moment of the Day


(512): 3.50 mugs at the bar.
(1-512): Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
(512): How ugly, and does she have friends?

(918): I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.

(310): she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
(1-310): ewwww. she might as well have a dick.

(516): I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank

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