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Monday, August 10, 2009

Kitty Porn


Deputies say US man blames cat for downloading child porn by jumping on computer keyboard
By The Associated Press

JENSEN BEACH, Florida - Florida investigators say a man accused of downloading child pornography is blaming his cat.

Keith Griffin is charged with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after detectives found more than 1,000 images on his home computer.

According to a sheriff's report Friday, Griffin told investigators that his cat jumped on the computer keyboard while he was downloading music. He said he had left the room and found "strange things" on his computer when he returned.

Griffin is being held on $250,000 bond in the Martin County jail. It is unclear if he has an attorney.

This might have to be the dumbest excuse I've ever heard in my life. To even be in a position where a series of keystrokes would result in downloading porn means that Mr. Griffin would have to have been cruising for child porn. There's no magical combination of keys that downloads child porn. Its a ridiculous claim. I'm guessing the blue van in his driveway belongs to the cat too, eh?

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