Wednesday, August 5, 2009
I smell something fishy... and drunk
Alcohol-fueled brawl clouds Maine cod fish races
AP
MILBRIDGE, Maine -The annual Cod Fish Races in coastal Maine were disrupted when police say alcohol-fueled fighting led to a brawl involving up to 60 people, sending two to the hospital. State Police Trooper Barry Curtis said Saturday's melee in Milbridge stemmed from a dispute earlier in the afternoon over someone's driving.
The Bangor Daily News reported that Town Manager Lewis Pinkham — also the police chief — and another person were treated for minor injuries.
One person was charged with assault and three others were issued disorderly conduct summonses.
The races are part of the Milbridge Days town birthday party. Teams dressed in firefighters' gear run across a baseball field, clenching a greased, dead, 20-pound cod, and get sprayed with hoses.
That's the problem with competition and booze. They rarely result in a reasonable combination. That's why athletes don't drink before games, or a least everyone but David Wells. Competition fosters anger and agression and alcohol lowers inhibitions leading to things like drunken brawls at cod races and fights with umpires at Little League games. It's science.
P.S. - I really hope someone got fish slapped.
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