He did it as a goof!

Dine-and-dasher steals date's car
By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

FERNDALE, Mich. — Police in Michigan say a first date went from bad to worse when a Detroit man skipped out on the restaurant bill, then stole his date’s car.

Police say 23-year-old Terrance Dejuan McCoy had dinner with a woman April 24 at Buffalo Wild Wings in the Detroit suburb of Ferndale. The woman says the two met a week earlier at a Detroit casino and she knew McCoy only as “Chris.”

The woman told police that McCoy said he left his wallet in her car and asked for keys. He then sped away in the 2000 Chevrolet Impala.

The Daily Tribune of Royal Oak reports that police identified McCoy by a photo he’d sent to the woman’s cell phone, and his phone number.

McCoy is charged with unlawfully taking the car, a five-year felony. He waived a preliminary exam and was bound over for trial Thursday.

Talk about your all-time double whammys, eh? This girl was expecting a night of cold beer, hot wings, potato wedges and maybe some sex. And in an instant she's left with a $40 bar tab and no ride home. This is the sort of thing that turns women lesbian. Or at least makes them start collecting cats and wearing orthopedic shoes.

After reading this story I'm convinced there's only one acceptable excuse for Mr. McCoy's actions. He did it as a goof. And as a man who enjoys a good goof, I must say bravo!