BYB on Facebook

Check out the Back Yard Blog on Facebook.

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Is Colt McCoy a new dad?

COLT MCCOY CALLS QB CREEPER WITH TRASHY ‘STACHE
www.bigleaguescrew.com

When Colt McCoy arrived at the University of Texas, he looked like he might be a kicker. He decided to bulk up after an injury-plagued sophomore season and then looked like a baby-faced He-Man.

McCoy’s junior campaign saw him lead the team in rushing and set a new NCAA record for completion percentage. Coming into his senior season, there were only three things left for McCoy to accomplish: win a Heisman, win a National Championship, and grow an awesome mustache. Well, you can cross off one of those and the season hasn’t even started. For photo of Colt's porn stache click here.

So, did Colt McCoy knock some girl up or something? That has to be the only excuse for growing such a disgusting looking Adam Morrison stache, right? We all know the best fathers have moustaches. Maybe Colt finally put a baby in his woman and he's trying to get a better fatherly vibe with the stache. If not Frank Okam needs to sit on his chest and have Jordan Shipley gorilla mask him. Terrible.

No comments:

Post a Comment