(646): the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
(203): You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
(862): i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
That last one hits a little close to home as one of our tiny, bald friends miterated not on, but in Clay's fridge. Oh, the trouble we get ourselves into when we drink.
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