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Tuesday, August 4, 2009

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34 hospitalized after co-worker sprays perfume
By The Associated Press

FORT WORTH, Texas (AP) — At first, fire officials suspected that carbon monoxide or some other toxic fumes had sickened almost 150 people at a Texas bank call center.

It turned out that perfume was to blame.

MedStar ambulance spokeswoman Lara Kohl says 34 people were taken to hospitals, 12 by ambulance, after reporting dizziness and shortness of breath Wednesday at a Bank of America call center in Fort Worth. An additional 110 were treated at the scene.

Fort Worth fire Lt. Kent Worley says the incident started with two people complaining about dizziness after a co-worker sprayed perfume. Others reported being sick when an announcement was made that anyone with similar symptoms should exit the building.

Investigators do not know what type of perfume was sprayed.

Only one cologne could cause this much of a catastrophe. That's right, sex panther. Someone should have been able to detech it from the smell of pure alcohol, a turd covered in burnt hair or Bigfoot's penis. It's time to take the cuprit out in the alley and hose him off. It's worse than the time the skunk got caught in the copier.

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