We conclude our list of Top 5 Simpsons characters not named Simpson with #2 and #1.
#2 - Carl Carlson
Carl is the mellow type and best friend to Lenny. While trouble seems to find Homer and to a lesser extent Lenny, it all rolls of Carl's back. He's quick with a one liner at Moe's or at the power plant. Plus, his long standing ambiguous relationship with Lenny is one of the more entertaining subplots of the show.
- Carl quotes-
Homer: I want everyone to know that this is Ned Flanders... my friend!
Lenny: What did he say?
Carl: I dunno. Somethin' about being gay.
#1 - Moe
Moe is easily the funniest character on the show. I guess I'm just a sucker for someone who has a worse life than me.
Moe quotes -
Ned Flanders: You ugly hate-filled man.
Moe: Hey. I may be ugly and I may be hate-filled but ... uh ... what was that last thing you said?
Moe: They think they're so high and mighty, just because they never got caught driving without pants.
Renee (Moe’s girlfriend): Really, you think I’m gorgeous?
Moe: Yeah, well the parts that are showing. I guess you could have a lot of weird scars or a fake ass or something.
Renee: You don’t talk to a lot of women do you?
No Lionel Hutz or Ralph Wiggum?
ReplyDeleteI got love for Ralph but he just missed out. Lionel Hutz wasn't very close in the running. Although he does have one of my favorite quotes.
ReplyDeleteLionel: He still has a grudge on me from when I accidentally ran over his dog. And by dog, I mean son. And by accidentally, I mean repeatedly.
Ralph: High Super Nintendo Chalmers.
ReplyDeleteRalph: I ate the Blue ones...they taste like burning.
Ralph: ...and when the Dr. told me I didn't have worms anymore, that was the happiest day of my life.
Boo on the lack of Ralph
ReplyDeleteRalph: Me fail english that unpossible.
Also, "I guess I'm just a sucker for someone who has a worse life than me." Are we sure on that? Moe did have a girlfriend once, well most of one.
Yeah but Moe doesn't have any friends. I at least have the Yard Dogs. As unloyal as they are.
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