War with Korea? Nope, just war with animals

Fisherman hooks live missile in Gulf waters
By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

MADEIRA BEACH, Fla. — Authorities in Florida say a commercial fisherman reeled in a live missile in the Gulf of Mexico and kept it on his boat for 10 days.

The sheriff’s office in Pinellas County says the boat’s captain, Rodney Salomon, hooked the air-to-air guided missile 80 kilometres off the Panhandle town of Panama City.

The U.S. air force and navy use Gulf waters off the Panhandle for weapons training.

Salomon had the missile aboard his boat for 10 days before returning Monday to port in Madeira Beach, near St. Petersburg.

A bomb squad was called in from MacDill Air Force Base and dismantled the missile in an empty parking lot.

The bomb squad said the missile was very corroded from floating in salt water for a long time. They said it was live and in a very unstable state.

Missle training my ass. Here's what really happened. Aquaman finally sold us out and decided to sign up with the fish in the Animal vs. Human war. So he sold us out and bought a missle from Kim Jong Il and he was trying to kill some fisherman. Don't believe me? Tell me this story happening the same day is a coincidence...

Dog playing fetch brings back hand grenade
By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

BERLIN - A dog playing fetch in Germany brought its owner a live U.S. hand grenade from the Second World War.

Police in the western town of Erkrath said Monday they were called by the dog's 40-year-old owner who stopped walking her pooch when she recognized the "rusty" object it was carrying was a weapon.

Police summoned a munitions expert Sunday to identify and defuse the grenade.

Grenades and bombs left over from the war are still often found in Germany

That was no World War 2 grenade. That dog was trying to start the animal revolution in Germany. Yep, its only a matter of time before we're slave labor for our primate overlords. Eh, it'd still be better than President Cheney.