Naked burglar flees home, then wears women's garb
AP
GOLDEN, Colo. -Authorities said a naked intruder startled a woman in her home west of Denver, then fled in a sheet to another home where he was discovered wearing women's clothing. Jefferson County deputies said the first break-in occurred shortly before 7 a.m. Monday. The man fled when the woman screamed.
Deputies said he entered a nearby home through an unlocked door, where the female owner discovered him in a bathroom wearing women's underwear, a nightgown, stockings and a scarf.
He was arrested in the front yard by deputies alerted by a call from the first home.
Clinton S. March, 24, was arrested on burglary, indecent exposure and theft charges. No phone listing could be found for him, and it wasn't clear whether he had a lawyer.
There is no way it is a coincidence that this happened in Golden, Colo. This guy had been drinking crisp, cold Coors Light all day and the only way to go out is to break into an old woman's house naked and steal her night dress. Look, I don't know how the guy ended up naked but he was trying to solve a problem. If you ask me the booze is to blame and Pete Coors should be paying his bail.
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