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Tuesday, June 16, 2009

I propose National Worthless Day

'National Man Day' proposed in U.S.
By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

CELESTINE, Indiana - Two American men have declared Monday "National Man Day" only to find there's already a romantic holiday that falls on that date.

Ninteen-year-old Joel Longanecker and his 26-year-old brother Aaron have for months been rallying thousands to their masculine cause on Facebook. More than 260,000 people have pledged to "stand up and do manly things" on Man Day.

But it turns out June 15 is also "Sneak a Kiss Day," a day for sweethearts to steal smooches from their sweeties.

The Man Day organizers urge participants to take part in "manly" activities such as football, hunting or watching Rocky movies. They claim real men don't "sneak" kisses.

Is there a calendar that actually has all these stupid ass holidays. I'd like to find the creators of each holiday and hit them with a laundry bag full of pine cones. And how stupid are these two brothers? I'm supposed to hunt and enjoy football in mid-June. I can get down with drinking beer and watching Rocky but I'm pretty sure if I go hunting in June I'm going to get arrested. Hey Joel, why don't you wait for your nuts to drop before you plan a Man Day.

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