Tenn. couple accused of assault using Cheetos
SHELBYVILLE, Tenn. – Authorities said a couple got into a fight using Cheetos. The Bedford County Sheriff's Department said a 40-year-old man and 44-year-old woman became involved in a 'verbal altercation.' Somehow, the orange puffy snacks were used in the assault.
Deputies said they were charged with domestic assault. No one was hurt.
I don't think there was much way these people were going to deny this. I'm sure they had the orangest hands ever. Cheese sprinkles take about 5 years to come off. I'm sure the cops had fun finger printing them. Then they probably threw more cheese sprinkles on them in the shower like Farva in "Super Troopers". It's delicious.
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