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Friday, June 19, 2009

He's been looking for freedom and a crazy broad


Nowitzki seeks sole custody of unborn baby
Beaumont Enterprise

Dallas Mavericks star Dirk Nowitzki wants sole custody of his ex-girlfriend's unborn baby, now a Jefferson County inmate, if it's proven he is the father, according to a petition filed last week in a Dallas County courthouse.

The inmate, Crystal Taylor, was arrested May 6 at Nowitzki's Dallas home on a warrant out of Jefferson County for on a theft of services charge. She was served at the jail Monday with a petition to adjudicate parentage. Nowitzki's name does not appear on the court documents.

I try to take it easy on Dirk even though he's softer a bag of Chewy Chips Ahoy. He makes Pau Gasol look like Michael Myers. But now he's gone an paddled his boat into Crazy Harbor and he's dropping anchor. NBA players should never go for one girl. Read my whole 1 Ten vs. 99 Nines theory. And they especially shouldn't fall for crazy girls who are locked up and pregnant. I suspect Dirk spent his formative years in Germany watching Hee Haw, The Beverly Hillbillys and The Dukes of Hazard and he began to think behaving like a drunken redneck is the American Way. Dirk, please step away from the crazy!

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