I said hold the mayo!

Police: Man attacked in Okla. for bologna sandwich
AP

OKLAHOMA CITY -A man in Oklahoma City said he was attacked for his bologna and cheese sandwich. Police say 24-year-old Roger Hamilton told them he was sitting on a bus station bench Wednesday, about to put mayonnaise on his sandwich, when another man began staring at him.

Hamilton told police that the man then punched him in the mouth and grabbed his sandwich and left.

Police said Hamilton has a swollen lip and his face was covered in blood. The police report listed the value of the sandwich at 76 cents.

Police have not found the attacker.

Man, times are tough when dudes are getting jacked at the bus stop for their balogna sandwhiches. That's when you know the economy may have reached its bottom point. I would have thought this happened in Detroit but I doubt they can even afford balogna there anymore. They just have pickle and onion sandwhiches like the one I had at Rudy's today. Damn that was a good sandwhich. So good I would have punched a dude for it.