(936): Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow. (1-936): Can I eat your pillow?
(619): i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus. (416): So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
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