Man chases away kids with porn noise
By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
PHNIXVILLE, Pennsylvania - Police in suburban Philadelphia say a man fed up of children playing in his cul-de-sac blared a pornographic soundtrack to chase them off.
Irate neighbours told police they could hear the sexually explicit audio a block and a half away.
Police say Michael Buck faces a felony obscenity charge and two misdemeanours for the May 31 stunt at his upscale Phoenixville home.
The 27-year-old Buck has a preliminary hearing scheduled for next month. He doesn't have a listed telephone number, and his lawyer declined to comment Wednesday.
Detective Tom Goggin says Buck had filed one previous complaint about the neighbourhood children. He says the children clearly annoy Buck - but there's nothing criminal about playing outside.
I'm curious to know if the porn sounds were effective in chasing off the kids. It couldn't have worked. When if I was 10 and heard porn noises coming from a house I'd would have been pressing my face up against a window so hard there would be saliva marks. I wouldn't have ratted the dude out though. These kids are annoying and snitches.
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