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Friday, June 5, 2009

Just Kickin It

Stripper's High Kick Gets Club Sued
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A Florida man is suing a strip club in West Palm Beach, claiming a dancer kicked him in the head while he was seated at the bar.

Michael Ireland said he suffered broken bones around his eye and nose and now has permanent double vision from the September 2008 incident at Cheetah nightclub in suburban West Palm Beach, according to the Palm Beach Post. Ireland's suit also claims he has had to undergo surgery.

The stripper, Sakeena "Suki" Shageer, told the newspaper she reacted instinctively after Ireland slapped her on the rear end.

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I know what you're thinking. This dirty hornball got a little too familiar and hence he had to get kicked in the head. But hear me out. Strip clubs are pretty menacing places. There's always huge bouncers lurking around and the strippers bang their 6 inch heels on the floor making this sound about as loud as a gunshot. If you ask me Suki was probably all coked out of her gord and smacked her heels down too hard causing Mr. Ireland to jolt forward causing the inadvertent contact. It's all just a simple misunderstanding. Maybe she should have picked a different occupation instead of overreacting.

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