Cops: Feces-covered nude man jumps into man's pool
AP
STUART, Fla. – A Florida man is facing charges after authorities said he was naked and covered in feces when he broke into a resident's backyard and jumped into the pool. A Martin County Sheriff's Office report shows 21-year-old Robert Stark Higgins was charged with burglary to an occupied dwelling, disorderly conduct and misdemeanor theft.
The resident told deputies he heard Higgins crash through the screen of his pool and take a splash Saturday night. Authorities said Higgins took a towel and fled. Deputies used a K-9 to track Higgins to a home. Higgins told deputies he had been drinking.
He was being held at the Martin County Jail on $10,500 bail. Jail officials said he did not immediately have an attorney.
I don't get why everyone is so up-in-arms about this. The guy was simply using good problem solving skills. He was covered in feces so he jumped in some dude's pool and washed up. That sounds perfectly reasonable to me. What else was he supposed to do? Go to his own house? That may have been completely out of the way. You can't walk across town covered in poo. That's silly. Some people may be curious as to why he was covered in dookie. I find its best to stay out of other people's affairs, but not their pools.
P.S. - He said he had been drinking eh? I think that's an understatement.
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