(919): You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
(313): Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
(518): No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
(551): She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does.
(314): why was he too nerdy?
(919): he was a tetris block for halloween
(843): fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits.
(415): just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
That last one reminds me of this great Halloween party Jefferson had at that old rickety house on 191 and 338. They had designed every room as a theme. One was the devil room. It had pentagrams and devil stuff everywhere. My good friend who was dressed as a priest had sex with a girl in a devil costume in that room, easily securing his place in hell.
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