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Friday, October 16, 2009

I need a Malaysian Mail Order Bride


Malaysia state to offer free vacations to troubled couples
By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia - A Malaysian state government says it plans to offer free honeymoons to save the marriages of couples who are on the brink of divorce.

Ashaari Idris, a government official in northern Terengganu state, says troubled couples will be allowed to spend two nights at the state's scenic islands or beach resorts to help them rekindle their romance under a "Second Honeymoon" program.

Ashaari says the state government hopes to launch the plan soon "to resolve marital problems and to create models of exemplary families."

Is there a large population of Malaysian women looking to move to the U.S.? If so I think I may have found a fool proof scheme. First I get a VISA, go to Malaysia and marry some lady who wants out of the country. We chill out for a couple months and then claim to be on the brink of divorce. Then we get a great free honeymoon from the Malaysian government. We pretend to make up and move to the U.S. Then we go our seperate ways.

It's fool proof. Plus I'd have to be guaranteed some sort of 'action' from this, right? I mean that's kind of understood with mail order brides. And she'd probably give a great massage. Someone, help me make this happen!

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