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Friday, October 30, 2009

House of 1,000 Dunces



I don't care if its Halloween time or not. If I saw that giant beast coming out of a warehouse in Baltimore with a chainsaw I'm going to pull a gun on him. I mean, better safe than sorry. It's much easier to ask for forgiveness than it is to ask someone to sew your face back on.

That part about his being drunk is BS though. Who isn't drunk at a haunted house? A sober chainsaw guy is like a Mall Santa not on coke. It just ain't right.

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