Police seek naked backyard dancer
By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
DALLAS (AP) — Dallas police are looking for a man who they say repeatedly sneaks into backyards, dances around naked and then runs away.
Police believe the man has been exposing himself in the same neighborhood since 2005. The most recent incident was on Sept. 30.
Police say he usually climbs a fence or goes through a gate and either dances naked or jumps in a swimming pool naked. Police say he also has danced naked on top of a backyard air conditioning unit.
Police say they’re looking for a pudgy man who is about 6 feet tall and covers his face while dancing.
Dallas Police Senior Cpl. Janice Crowther says police want to catch him before it escalates into something worse.
This is what's wrong with America. Everybody is so obsessed with property rights and trespassing that they can't appreciate the gift of dance. So what he's in your back yard? You should be happy he blesses your home with his fancy steps. Wake the family and enjoy him busting a groove. If the Naked Dancer shows up in my back yard I'm going to blast the music and toss him a beer. Hell, I might join him.
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