Today, my sister threw out her couch, as an excuse to get my ass moving. I've just been through a terrible divorce and has been living on her couch the last three weeks. She told me about the couch when I woke up on the floor. I didn't tell her about how I hid my savings under the pillows. FML
Today, I had a UTI and the doctor said the medicine can sometimes make you leak a little. "Leak a little" apparently translates into peeing all over myself, my boyfriend, and his bed while we were sleeping. The doctor also said this medicine can stain your urine a beautiful, bright orange color. FML
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